Still nothing on PCW

I'm busy trying to get my new Palm handheld to work. This is starting to get very weird.

About a week ago, both my computer's mouse and my old Palm packed in. They just stopped working. I found out that my Palm was too old to be covered by the warranty, so I ordered a new one: a Palm Zire 31. It came yesterday. I plugged it into the mains for charging, but at the end of the four hours, it didn't work. I charged it again. And again, on another power outlet. Then I tried resetting it. Still no luck.

Is it pure coincidence that three electronic items failed in exactly the same way in such a short space of time? I'm going to contact Palm and ask them for a replacement machine--but this time, I'll charge it somewhere else and won't take it into my room. I'm starting to think there's some kind of power field in operation there which is disrupting things. Perhaps the house is sitting on top of a transient? Or maybe it's just the TV and computer?

Or ... but wait a moment, it's so obvious! Cold Witness has been activated again! Major Wheatley is targeting me with his Ethereal Sword! After all, the Sudbourne Marshes are only just over the hill. We're all doomed!